January 11, 2015

BSemite Conspiracy Theories Reach a New Level

This time, the lovely BS movement has decided that the Israeli Mossad holds the true responsibility on the Charlie Hebdo Magazine attack in Paris. The Free Gaza activist Greta Berlin did not let the facts counfound her common sense, and she has concluded that the attack must be Mossad work. See this report from Algemeiner:
BSemite Greta Berlin

The anti-Semitism at the heart of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) movement targeting Israel was again laid bare yesterday, as prominent activists from the campaign took to social media to advance the conspiracy theory that yesterday’s terrorist attack against French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo was carried out by the Mossad. 
Leading the charge was Greta Berlin, a spokesperson for the Free Gaza movement, an organization that has been closely involved with attempts to break Israel’s blockade against the Hamas regime in Gaza. In a Facebook posting, Berlin declared, “MOSSAD just hit the Paris offices of Charlie Hebdo in a clumsy false flag designed to damage the accord between Palestine and France…Here’s hoping the French police will be able to tell a well executed hit by a well trained Israeli intelligence service and not assume the Muslims would be likely to attack France when France is their freind (sic.) Israel did tell France there would be grave consequences if they voted with Palestine. A four year old could see who is responsible for this terrible attack.”
Berlin’s colleague, Free Gaza co-founder Mary-Hughes Thompson, echoed those same views in a posting on Twitter. “#Hebdo killings indefensible. Can’t help thinking #JSIL Mossad false flag though. Killers spoke with perfect French accents. Time will tell,” she wrote. Even theInternational Business Times, a more mainstream publication, explicitly asked, “Charlie Hebdo Attack and Mossad Link: Is Israel Venting Its Fury for France’s Recognition of a Palestinian State?”  although the offending item was quickly removed by an editor at the publication.
Our reserachers have come up with suggestions for some other cool BS conspiracies to follow on: Israel is responsible for anchovy pizza, for the last season of Lost, and for the fact that Holywood now needlessly splits every last movie of a series into two parts. We will update on these important investigations.